karaathrace:

[1/5] pre/sequels: portal 2

Good work getting this far, future-starter! That said, if you are simple-minded, old, or irradiated in such a way that the future should not start with you, please return to your primitive tribe and send back someone better-qualified for testing.

bloodyarmin:

imaginarycomics:

I AM THE OVERTEEN
ALL BOW BEFORE THE OVERTEEN

you are the dancing queenyoung and sweetonly over teen

bloodyarmin:

imaginarycomics:

I AM THE OVERTEEN

ALL BOW BEFORE THE OVERTEEN

you are the dancing queen
young and sweet
only over teen

ghostgreen:


fearsomesymmetryreplied to your post:sorry for the lack of draws lately, wh…
psst vega/goto it’s the go-to otp

ohh …i like this idea a lot ……♡o。.(✿ฺ。 ✿ฺ)

ghostgreen:

fearsomesymmetryreplied to your post:sorry for the lack of draws lately, wh…

psst vega/goto it’s the go-to otp

ohh …i like this idea a lot ……♡o。.(✿ฺ。 ✿ฺ)

dear friends, here is a brief psa

kittydesade:

westerosbaptistchurch:

things that do not make you a man:

  • genital configuration

things that do make you a man:

  • inability to slay the witch-king of angmar

Almost snorted milk out of my nose.

yalestewart:

mariswicks:

emeraldcitycomicon:

money-pooping-platypus-bear:

validatemyselfhate:

biliouskaiju:

My new favorite gif set. 

how do cats stay alive for more than three seconds

they’re so fucking stupid ill take 20

Maybe it’s the post-convention sleep deprivation, but this makes me laugh so hard I’m crying. Thanks tumblr!

Yup.

Normally I don’t reblog funny animal stuff but holy hell I’m laughing so hard right now.

yalestewart:

mariswicks:

emeraldcitycomicon:

money-pooping-platypus-bear:

validatemyselfhate:

biliouskaiju:

My new favorite gif set. 

how do cats stay alive for more than three seconds

they’re so fucking stupid ill take 20

Maybe it’s the post-convention sleep deprivation, but this makes me laugh so hard I’m crying. Thanks tumblr!

Yup.

Normally I don’t reblog funny animal stuff but holy hell I’m laughing so hard right now.

tali's loyalty mission in ME2
admiralty: you need to present evidence to convince us not to exile tali
shepard: my evidence is fuck you
admiralty: tali'zorah we declare you not guilty

freewlfi:

superhighschoolleveluguu:

cutbu:

read more comics

#I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE INSPIRATIONAL

it WAS inspirational

schmergo:

schmergo:

I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because they always miraculously end up being the right thing to do. Like, he declares war on Canada? Next day it turns out that Canada had secret plans to nuke Washington. he bans Doritos? Turns out theyr’e the number one cause of cancer and natural disasters. He sends his vice president to jail? Turns out the VP was a terrorist in disguise. He has 100% approval rating, most popular president ever.

I’ve decided that I want him to be played by Jeff Goldblum. 

crowley-in-the-box:

pudding-is-the-new-fondue:

tennantstype40:

laurenlikesthings:

right but is there some sort of doctor who fandom rule that we never speak of this

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because i have honestly never seen anyone on tumblr ever acknowledge that it happened

 #we don’t #it didn’t happen

#no you don’t understand #it literally didn’t happen #that entire year #never happened

The year that never was.

missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

Brian Bloom as Varric Tethras [x]

molotovriot:

space-tart:

astro-stoner:

hohokev:

why do jellyfish only sting when theres physical contact

why doesnt the electricity just surge throughout the entire ocean

why dont jellyfish rule the world

Fun fact!  Jellyfish don’t use electricity to sting you.  Whenever they feel pressure against their tentacles, it causes its cells to rapidly send out these stingers into your skin that then release its venom.  Like this:

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